vacation in Delhi?? - naaahhh..!!!

Boyyy!!!...Delhi...."NO COUNTRY FOR...SINGLE MEN!!"....
Thats true...in case u r a single man,who wishes to live every part of d lyf a city is famous for??..Delhi is just not a place u wud like to be!!
.....Now d story....
Well, i'v been living in Delhi for abt a month . Thought i'd be holidaying around and wud be living thru all,wat dis capital city is famous for - d heritage, d wine-'n'-dine, d metro travel,...and last but actually d most important...d nite lyf!!
But,everythng crumbled one-by-one as i finally realised dat dis was not wat i dreamt of!!
>THE HERITAGE - I just dont get wat amusing do ppl find in Red Fort??...i askd myself-is dis actually a fort??..may b d feeling arose as i hav been living in a city which has a fort dat is uncomparable in its glory, beauty and evry oder aspect...its Mehrangarh Fort, Jodhpur. above all, its a FORT - for god's sake!!
So, HERITAGE is out!!
>WINE-'N'-DINE - Who pays Rs. 200 for a beer actually worth Rs 40??..m sure DELHIites do.
Is it negligence towards value for money..or...the unstoppable loot of d apparently glamourous lyf providers. Ppl r ready to crave out dere last penny just for d sake of show-off....yes, dat is show-off...for sure!! only thng i dont understand is ...WHY???
So, I'd better "drink and eat" rather than "WINE-'N'-DINE"
>METRO TRAVEL - mmmm...well why to blurp about everythng!!..dis was d best and d most transparent part i found in Delhi.for sure a convenient and quick mode of travel..giving ppl atleast one less reason to worry about!!
And y only metro?..even d local bus travel ensures u connectivity across d city!!..ofcourse..adjustment required in dis case :)
>THE NITE LYF - coming bak to "No country for...single men"!!
D nite lyf in Delhi is indeed deep dreamt...but in case u r single - my friend,not all dreams come true!!..U ought to patao some chhori who can get u into d places u hav listed as "places to go before i die"...not only dat,d same chhori throws out an impression of ur haal and maal...so u hav to b choosy and smart....I m a trainee at both!! :(

Hope dis proves meaningful for d readers!!